John "Johnny
Lucky Landslide" T. McGovern's
"Senate President
John McGovern was not immune to the unprofessionalism shown by many of
our elected officials. At approximately 8:35 p.m., he began to look as
if he would actually keel over from boredom. At 8:36 p.m., the yawning
commenced, as did the whispering. Then he began to pass notes."
-Brandi Kleinart, Alligator Opinions Columnist,
admiring Johnny in her "I have a problem with senate"
column,
printed on 8 October '97, the first day of fall elections.
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* During the Summer 1995 Senate session, appointed and unelected senator Johnny 'Lucky Landslide' McGovern was written up for non-attendance of his area government meetings mandated as part of his constituency requirements. * During the Fall Senate Session of 1995 Johnny 'Lucky Landslide' McGovern was unceremoniously removed from his college council. That same year he was primarily responsible for removing funding from the Florida Players, a group as deserving as any on campus. * Over the last year, Johnny 'Lucky Landslide' McGovern has tried to take away on-campus housing seats and tried to cripple the Board of College Councils. * Johnny 'Lucky Landslide' McGovern has refused to remove senators who do not meet their job requirements (as long as they vote his party's line--if not, then he has less patience). * Johnny 'Lucky Landslide' McGovern was elected as the treasurer for the Student Honor Organization, and immediately after being elected to that important position, neither participated in nor attended a single meeting of the organisation again. * Johnny 'Lucky Landslide' McGovern tried to move back the spring '98 elections from the traditional and lawful March date to February, just so he could avoid consequences from the successful suit of defamation against him. * Johnny 'Lucky Landslide' McGovern has defamed his opposition openly in the past, calling longtime opposition activist Charles Grapski a "child molester", though Mr. Grapski's personal conduct has been beyond reproach. Mr. McGovern, along with his old patron, UF Alumnus Peter Vlcek, was found liable for defamation of character and conspiracy to commit defamation of character; damages that Vlcek & McGovern must both pay amount to $250,000. * Johnny 'Lucky Landslide' McGovern, in the spring of '98, won his Student Body Presidential Election by a minority of ballots cast, and a suspicious 8-vote margin at that. * Johnny 'Lucky Landslide' McGovern, moved fall '98 election dates forward to avoid publicity of the Grapski vs. Vlcek trial, and to eliminate any challenging party's ability to organise a campaign is such a short period of time. |
"Do YOU want this criminal as your Student Body President?"
"It seems that this senator had failed to attend half of his constituency council meetings without attempting to even contact the council. A concerned member of that council notified the Student Senate of the council's dissatisfaction and desire for rectification. A hearing was scheduled, the senator protested the ridiculousness of the situation, the council's representative presented the council's grievances, and the committee deliberated about the correct course of action. "Politics is sometimes more petty than pretty these days, and this year's Student Government election was not free from the tactless tactics of the times.
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